| Post | If you will find your real love: Drive to Moscow! | Admin | 0 | 17 weeks 6 days ago |
| Post | You dont want to go at concession? Go at compromise. | Admin | 0 | 17 weeks 6 days ago |
| Post | Dont need to correct all mistakes. About some of them is so funny to remember later. | Admin | 0 | 17 weeks 6 days ago |
| Post | “Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OSes is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders.” Alanna | narres | 0 | 1 year 6 weeks ago |
| Post | "Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot." Charles Kettering | narres | 0 | 2 years 2 days ago |
| Post | Sometimes I try to close my browser with ":q!<return>" ... and it's not Lynx. | narres | 0 | 2 years 2 weeks ago |
| Post | Don't hit kids! .... No seriously, they have guns now! | narres | 0 | 2 years 3 weeks ago |
| Post | Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn't leave something that can be traced back to you. | narres | 0 | 2 years 5 weeks ago |
| Post | Better to be a geek than an idiot. | narres | 0 | 2 years 5 weeks ago |
| Post | My software never has bugs. It just develops random features. | narres | 0 | 2 years 5 weeks ago |
| Post | The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents. | narres | 0 | 2 years 5 weeks ago |
| Post | "C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg." Bjarne Stroustrup | narres | 0 | 2 years 5 weeks ago |
| Post | "Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done." Andy Rooney | narres | 0 | 2 years 6 weeks ago |
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| Post | “First, solve the problem. Then, write the code.” John Johnson | narres | 0 | 2 years 6 weeks ago |
| Post | “Programmers are in a race with the Universe to create bigger and better idiot-proof programs, while the Universe is trying to create bigger and better idiots. So far the Universe is winning.” Rich Cook | narres | 0 | 2 years 6 weeks ago |
| Post | “The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim.” Edsger W. Dijkstra | narres | 0 | 2 years 6 weeks ago |
| Post | Reboot or be root | Admin | 0 | 2 years 6 weeks ago |
| Post | "A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila." Mitch Ratcliffe | Anonymous | 0 | 2 years 6 weeks ago |
| Post | Never let a computer know you're in a hurry | Admin | 0 | 2 years 6 weeks ago |
| Post | 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d | Admin | 0 | 2 years 6 weeks ago |
| Post | Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Computers are from hell | Anonymous | 0 | 2 years 6 weeks ago |
| Post | There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't | Anonymous | 0 | 2 years 6 weeks ago |
| Post | “Programming is like sex, one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.” — Michael Sinz | Anonymous | 0 | 2 years 6 weeks ago |