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Post“Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OSes is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders.” Alanna narres01 year 21 weeks ago
Post"Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot." Charles Kettering narres02 years 15 weeks ago
PostSometimes I try to close my browser with ":q!<return>" ... and it's not Lynx. narres02 years 16 weeks ago
PostDon't hit kids! .... No seriously, they have guns now! narres02 years 17 weeks ago
PostHacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn't leave something that can be traced back to you. narres02 years 20 weeks ago
PostBetter to be a geek than an idiot. narres02 years 20 weeks ago
PostMy software never has bugs. It just develops random features. narres02 years 20 weeks ago
PostThe Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents. narres02 years 20 weeks ago
Post"C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg." Bjarne Stroustrup narres02 years 20 weeks ago
Post"Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done." Andy Rooney narres02 years 20 weeks ago
Profilenarres narres02 years 20 weeks ago
Post“First, solve the problem. Then, write the code.” John Johnson narres02 years 20 weeks ago
Post“Programmers are in a race with the Universe to create bigger and better idiot-proof programs, while the Universe is trying to create bigger and better idiots. So far the Universe is winning.” Rich Cook narres02 years 20 weeks ago
Post“The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim.” Edsger W. Dijkstra narres02 years 20 weeks ago
PostWho didn't get after a project what he wanted to get, didn't knew before what he wanted to have narres02 years 21 weeks ago
PostBesser ein Interface als gar kein Gesicht narres02 years 21 weeks ago